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This is the ultimate prank to play on your sleeping friends if they just got drunk with all your booze and it on your girlfriend.Set them on fire.
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This is about the apothegm of stupid hitting yourself with a big log and forgetting what happened and asking around for what hit you so badly.
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This is a great prank to pull on someone making him appear on national tv with a paper penis on his back.Absolutely hilarious.
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Sometimes the only way kids learn are with asphalt lessons taught by concrete teachers.
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That course would have made Indiana Jones sweat, you can't blame him.
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You can pretty much disregard the drunk part, the Russian fact is enough reason for this.
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired.
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Maybe they can try this with 50 cent and every other linear stain on MTV and really make a hit.
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Well he's never going to be getting married himself for obvious reasons so I guess he's got nothing to lose.
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I don't think there's such a good thing as a good salvia trip but she is getting close to it.
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Well he didn't get that job for graduating Harvard. I wonder how embarrassing a resume is when it says "fired for turning store into a fish tank" though.
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They are a little late to the game but they are making up for it in regret. That's usually how it works on the internet.
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Since he wants to act like a monkey I'm sure he won't mind the rectal banana retaliation.
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If horse carriages aren't even off limits then I'm sticking to using sewers as transportation.
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Good thing the workers didn't follow along because there would be a lot of dirty bathrooms across the tri-state.
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At least there is one animal on the planet that can handle eating those easter peeps things. The Parkinson's is just a mild side effect.
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face.
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If it was a steroid needle he so would have been all over that. Good thing his jaw is made out of machismo and jagerbombs.
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With so much douchebagery in the world, guys like this need to go that extra mile to make sure he's the king of all assholes.
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Anytime you have 10 different options to break your jaw, it makes things funnier.
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It follows that rule of everything being more fun when naked. Except prison. It's not so cool there.
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It could really help at those crucial make or break business meetings. Just keep it in mind.
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If you're not going to listen to him then you better damn well listen to those skid marks on his undies. They mean business.
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Hey look out...to late there's a swing in your esophagus.
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Alright, who let Polly into the medicine chest again?
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And it's still as funny as ever on the completely oblivious. Someone should try it on a cop.
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Soulja boy just went into the stratosphere. God help us all.
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As long as the booties are capable then I guess lets create this army and put it to war.
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Who said it can't be a contact sport? Just look at that swelling and regret.
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Keep in mind anytime more then 5 feet of air is involved its considered extreme. To the max!
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